2. That nut i just busted tho……….yeah…it was a good morning…….off to bed i go.
The past few days have been really fucked up for me, but this morning was cool because of 2 things. One was this video i saw. It is so great that it changed my entire mood! lol….
My current situation. Im laying in bed horny as hell. Ive been turning down ass left and right and its nights like this that i regret it. Lol
This is why its sometimes hard to fool with a chick that has kids. Children are such cockblockers.
Yep….i can tell by the way my morning is starting that im gonna have a bad day.
My reaction to the 2014 Elimination Chamber……..DEAD. Overall the PPV SUCKED DICK!
Coming off a week of being sick because of the crazyass weather and the first thing on my mind after all these meds have passed through is…..yeah….you guessed it. Im getting fucked up this weekend.
The feeling you get when the weekend arrives…..TURN UP!!
Im downloading this right now…..!
As many of you get ready to celebrate Valentine’s Day tomorrow we thought it only right to acknowledge the single women who play a critical role in many lives, the “sidechick.”
Today, February 13th is now officially “Sidechick Day.”
So let us all say Happy Sidechick Day to those women who will be alone tomorrow. Let us pay homage to the millions of sidechicks around the world who play their position and accept their fate. It takes a strong woman to play the back seat for months or years, so we raise or collective glasses to them. As men, we can only say God Bless the sidechick. For if it wasn’t for her, many guys would surely lose it!
-To the many sidechicks who do not yet know that they are the sidechick, be not alarmed when your calls, texts, emails, and voicemails go unanswered tomorrow. Facebook messages are not appropriate on a normal day, so please refrain from communicating this way as well.
-To the many sidechicks who also hold the status of “baby-momma”, celebrate today with pride, you’ve been upgraded….sorta. Today is for you and tomorrow is for your love child.
-To the sidechicks who consider themselves “best female friend” to some guy (with the occasional smash, of course), thank you for being such great friends. You are in a class of your own. It takes a certain type of woman to be cool with you today, in bed with you tomorrow, then fall back in line the next day.
-To the career sidechicks, who can’t seem to find a man of your own, embrace the freedom you have; your position allows you to pursue more lofty goals, like degrees and travel.
-To the sidechicks who gave ultimatums and got stuck, you messed up the game. Reference the rule book again - Side Chick Rule #1 - You have no rights. You can not make demands. You can not request more than you allotted time. Above all, you can not ask a man to choose between you and his wifey. You’re a sidechick, play your position. Either be happy or be out!!!
-To the sidechick who have sidechicks, we ain’t f#$%ing with yall. Eventually someone will not keep her mouth shut. -To those half-homo dudes (you know, them down-low dudes), whose sidechick is a dude, we definitely ain’t f#$%ing with yall.
-To the sidechicks who are sidechicks to more than one dude, know that your time is limited. If we call on numerous occasions and can’t get our time, we’ll probably seek out your replacement soon enough. Matter of fact, we ain’t f##$% with yall either because that situation becomes too sloppy.
-To the sidechicks who aspire to be full blown mistresses, we raise a toast to your ambition; chances are it ain’t happening. So again, play your position!!!
-To the former sidechick-turned-mainchick, congrats, tomorrow is all yours.
-To the sidechicks in denial, please refrain from doing anything stupid tomorrow. Showing up unannounced or calling homes is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Bringing toddlers or infants with you on these unannounced visits is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Why ruin homes over one day? It is only February, there are plenty of designated sidechick-friendly days to celebrate - the Saturday before Easter or Mother’s Day and of course the day before Christmas Eve. The nights of July 4th and Labor Day are all yours; the days are reserved for family-friendly pursuits. Memorial Day is all yours, which is especially reserved for the out-of-town sidechicks.
Please accept this as a public service announcement, meant to enrich the lives of all sidechicks, who do not fully realize their role in society.
To the girlfriends who might get wind of this missive, please ignore.
Happy Sidechick Day!!!